Miley Cyrus Road to a Lap Dance

Miley — who was 16 at the time — was dancing with 44-year-old Adam Shankman during a wrap party last summer in Georgia for the movie, “The Last Song.” Shankman, who is openly gay, produced the movie as well as “Hairspray” and other flicks and is a judge on “So You Think You Can Dance?”
The people who shot the video say they were offended by the dirty dancing — which included a graphic lap dance.

It’s awesome to see Miley Cyrus prove that anything Disney touches eventually turns into a hillbilly porn rodeo. (Or an unhireable pile of coke addiction. Didn’t forget you, Lindsay.) On that note, The Superficial has compiled a list of warning signs from over the years that make this debacle not even the least bit surprising. Actually, that’s not true. I assumed there’d be nudity and someone yelling “Dale Earnhardt her, Jim-Bob!”